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The 10 Most Horrible Ways To Get More Twitter Followers

4 December 2012 No Comment

The way you get popular on Twitter seems about the same way you get popular in real life: be funny and interesting and know the right people. Still, the Internet thinks you can get there without actually being, you know, followable. Here's how (not) to do it!

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Sign Up, Add “Handsome” To Your Handle

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I think looks-based compliments, especially, are like nicknames: it's uncomfortable if you give them to yourself! Please just have a normal Twitter handle, your name or otherwise. There is a teen girl in Great Britain who has my name (and her name, allegedly) as her handle, but you don't see me adding complimentary prefixes to my handle to lure you in under false pretenses.

Via: dummies.com

Go To All The Cool Twitter Parties

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Who goes to a Twitter party? Personal brands. What do they serve at a Twitter party? Platters of the same joke, reheated. (Ugh, sorry.) What do you wear to a Twitter party? Unnatural lighting. Is this a real thing? I think Twitter parties just mean normal parties in which you sit on your phone, talking to nobody, tweeting. You could try it.

Via: 3boysandadog.com

Use #Lots #Of #Hashtags

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#STOPPPPPP

Via: blog.tweetsmarter.com


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