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[ 14 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

Definitive proof that movie critics have no idea what they're talking about whatsoever.
The Mighty Ducks

Tomatometer rating: 12%
Varsity Blues

Tomatometer rating: 40%
Ladybugs

Tomatometer rating: 14%
The Program

Tomatometer Rating: 36%

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[ 14 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

And no. Air Bud doesn't count. This is real .
This marten was a star defender who transcended the game, but he still always listened to his goalkeeper.

Image by PASCAL LAUENER / Reuters
This bird proved that she was the greatest cricketer in all the land. (She eats crickets.)

Image by DAVID GRAY / Reuters
This cat always wanted to be a striker, but ended up being a terrific defender, who won multiple World Cups.

Image by MARCOS BRINDICCI / Reuters
This cat was a top prospect, who was so excited to get into his first major league game. Unfortunately he was …

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[ 14 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

This is perfect.
Towards the end of last night's Washington Wizards' butt-whooping of the Milwaukee Bucks, Milwaukee's Larry Sanders (yes, like the TV show) was called for a charge.

He disagreed with the call and argued, earning him his second technical foul of the night and an immediate ejection.

So how do you handle being ejected from something? Do you storm off in a rage? Do you cry and slink out? No.

You sarcastically give every ref a thumbs up and a fake smile.

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[ 14 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

Until a reporter tells him.

This afternoon, free agent linebacker Manny Lawson signed a four year, $12 million contract with the Buffalo Bills.

Here's what Manny was probably thinking at the time:

Image by Grant Halverson / Getty Images

Soon after signing his contract a reporter asked Lawson to comment on the Bills 13-year playoff drought, which is the longest in the NFL. The newest Bill was a bit confused.

Image by Patrick Smith / Getty Images

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[ 14 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

You smell that? It smells like cigarettes and Oscar gold!
I know what you're thinking…

Source: 2.bp.blogspot.com
How can this award-winning, respected actor…

Play THIS dude?

Image by David Cannon / Getty Images

Well…

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[ 14 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]
Jeff Gordon Scares The Crap Out Of A Chevy Salesman

In a prank sponsored by Pepsi Max, Jeff Gordon takes a car salesman out on the road and shows him a few moves.

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[ 14 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

The Super Bowl champs ditch one of their best players, and for what? For a little bit of money.

Image by Charlie Riedel, File / AP
Just a month ago, Anquan Boldin caught a touchdown and converted a huge third down in the Super Bowl for the Baltimore Ravens. What did that — plus three touchdowns earlier in the playoffs — earn him? A trade to the 49ers, just after he said he’d prefer to retire as a Raven than play somewhere else. Boldin later qualified that the trade is a “good thing,” but …

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[ 13 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

Maybe they'll see a big bump in Catholic support? Or DIVINE support?

Image by Marcos Brindicci / Reuters
Turns out, the new Pope isn’t just a sacrament fan — he's a SOCCERament fan as well. Hahahahahahaha *is smited*
Anyway, Pope Francis I, formerly Cardinal Jorge Maria Bergoglio, archbishop of Buenos Aires, is a supporter of Argentinian soccer club San Lorenzo de Almagro, according to @MundoAlbicelest. San Lorenzo is a Buenos Aires squad that competes in the Argentine Primera Division, the top level of Argentinian football. Manager Juan Antonio Pizzi is pictured above on the right, …

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[ 13 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

Terry Francona ended the curse of the Bambino in Boston. Now he's dancing like this in Cleveland.
It all started with Terry Francona just running a team meeting at Indians spring training. But then he hears something.

And he can't stop himself anymore. He just has to dance.

Look at these moves.

He adds in the arms.

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[ 13 Mar 2013 | No Comment ]

Terry Francona ended the curse of the Bambino in Boston. Now he's dancing like this in Cleveland.
It all started with Terry Francona just running a team meeting at Indians spring training. But then he hears something.

And he can't stop himself anymore. He just has to dance.

Look at these moves.

He adds in the arms.

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