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Ranking The Beards, Scruff, And Mustaches On “Looking”

29 January 2014 No Comment

According to HBO’s new series about three gay men in San Francisco, the City by the Bay is a land where facial hair is plentiful. Here are the beard-y moments from the first three episodes, ranked from worst to best.

Note: Episode 3 of Looking airs Saturday, Feb. 1, at 10:30 p.m. on HBO, but it is currently available on HBO Go. SPOILER ALERT if you have not seen it yet!

This bartender:

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WHO: Dom's co-worker, who tells him not to sleep with the new busboy.
WHAT'S ON HIS FACE: A full beard, y'all.
BONUS POINTS: This guy is losing a lot of hair in the front. Smart move to make up for it with some strong sideburns. Good job, good effort.

HBO / Via youtube.com

This stripper:

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WHO: This really hot guy who dances at Patrick's ex-boyfriend's bachelor party.
WHAT'S ON HIS FACE: His mustache-to-beard extension game is very strong.
MINUS POINTS: For probably waxing his junk.

HBO / Via youtube.com

The oncologist Patrick met on OKCupid:

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WHO: Probably one of the most annoying characters on the show so far. He makes Patrick feel really awkward on their horrible first date.
WHAT'S ON HIS FACE: A healthy dusting of scruff.
MINUS POINTS: For being such a horrible date.

HBO


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