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A Definitive Ranking Of Places To Snorgle A Cat, From Worst To Yummiest

28 January 2014 No Comment

Snorgle ( v): to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness.

The butt

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I'm sorry to have to start the list with this image, but I promise you that this is the absolute worst place to snorgle a cat. Even as a dedicated cat enthusiast, I would never snorgle a cat butt. I sincerely hope everyone reading this agrees and if you don't, well, maybe you should Google “toxoplasmosis.”

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Mouth and Claws

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These can be combined because the reasons for not snorgling are basically identical: no fur, pointy, able to wreak havoc. Snorgle at your own risk.

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The tail

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Look at that beautiful tail! Looks great for some snorgling, right? WRONG! Under those feathery locks is skin, and underneath that, spine. Just cat spine attached to nothing. Gross.

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The back

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This cat is a panda bear. THIS CAT IS A PANDA BEAR. But even the panda bear cat can't distract me from the fact that the back of the cat is a pretty lame place near which to put your face. Much like the tail, the presence of the spine is noticeable. It beats the tail because there's a higher chance it could have some loveable fat around it, but you're probably in for a bony snuggle if you aim here.

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