14 Reasons Your New Year’s Resolution Diet Never Sticks
27 January 2014
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Why you will most likely cave and be done with your diet by February.
Because, ANOTHER OFFICE B-DAY.
Because you agreed to happy hour which is obviously a bad idea.
You know there won’t be much you can eat so you tell yourself “it’s gonna be a chicken caesar with no croutons or dressing, a vodka soda and that’s IT.” Then Becky orders fries for the whole table…fucking Becky.
Because some asshole invented Cronuts.
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Because you got invited to a wedding with an open bar. Plus cake.
So naturally, fuck it.
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